If somebody wants to know who you are, they don't need to creep around on Facebook; they just need to know what kind of rifle you prefer.
Ruger 10/22 (.22 LR)
You are a practical person, sure, but really you just like to have fun. You can plink all day with your Ruger 10/22 for cheap, and each time your girl nails a tin can her face lights up like she's just won gold. You like to hunt, although you don't get out for squirrels as much as you used to. You shoot your aught-six a couple times a year to put meat in the larder—but that rifle is awfully loud—and hitting a deer is awfully easy when you're used to picking off pop-tops at 50 yards with the Ruger.