Turkey hunting? Yes. Wild sheep? Yes. More hogs than you can shake a .243 Win. at? Absolutely. Duck hunting? Not a chance. Oh, there's plenty to do in Hawaii, but you can't hunt waterfowl. So if your wife is talking about a honeymoon on The Big Island during December, maybe you ought to work on a compromise. Say Seattle or Portland or Humboldt County, California. Don't mention the duck hunting.

— Compiled and written by M.D. Johnson